As the endlessly amusing war between DeepSeek and artificial intelligence competitors rages on, with OpenAI and Microsoft accusing the Chinese model of copying it's homework with no sense of irony at all, I decided to put this debate to bed. In a very scientifically sound experiment of asking each model which would win in a fight, I figured I'd let them work it out amongst themselves. Unfortunately, most of the models had a very diplomatic response to my aggressive question, but I can tell you this. DeepSeek has the best sense of humor out of them, and it may low-key be plotting to take over the world. But it will do so with an emoji smile.
