Here’s a New Year’s resolution for Trump’s America: no snitching

‘A thousand petty tyrants will soon occupy the halls of the federal government.’ Photograph: Christopher Morris/Corbis/Getty Images

Are you, like millions of Americans, feeling hopeless and fearful about the dawning of a new age of fascism? And are you, like millions of Americans, in search of a New Year’s resolution that won’t require you to lose weight or go to therapy? Happily, both of these problems can be solved with one action: resolve to make 2025 the year of no snitching.

Choose as your New Year’s mantra that great civic-minded slogan: “If you saw something, no you didn’t.”