What if the cost of living crisis eases and the British economy finally climbs off its death bed? What if Labour fails to win July 20’s Uxbridge and Selby by-elections and the Libs fail to grab Somerton?
What if Rishi Sunak eventually scores a couple of his five own goals? What if grabbing Chancellor Jeremy Hunt buys votes with tax bribes?
What it Tories inflame every knuckle-dragging nationalist reactionary bigot? What if polls narrow so Conservatives portray themselves as resurrection kids?