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Nadia Khomami Arts and culture correspondent

Former Prince Andrew is butt of the year’s best Christmas cracker joke

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Andrew Mountbatten-Windsor — Andrew Mountbatten-Windsor in 2021. Photograph: Steve Parsons/AP

It’s safe to say it’s been a very bad year for the former Prince Andrew. Already stripped of his title and privileges, he is rounding off the year by becoming the punchline of the year’s most popular Christmas cracker joke.

The annual competition is commissioned by the comedy channel U&Gold (formerly Comedy Gold) and decided by the British public. It usually produces a topical winner that sends up one of the biggest stories of the year.

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