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The Guardian - AU
The Guardian - AU
Sport
Jonathan Horn

Essendon’s total control trumps Richmond’s beautiful chaos in AFL Dreamtime boilover

Best afield Zach Merrett and Anthony Mcdonald-Tipungwuti celebrate Essendon’s upset win over Richmond Tigers at the Melbourne Cricket Ground.
Best afield Zach Merrett and Anthony McDonald-Tipungwuti celebrate Essendon’s upset win over Richmond Tigers at the Melbourne Cricket Ground. Photograph: Joel Carrett/AAP

Football is constantly lurching from the sublime to the farcical and the execrable. The Sir Doug Nicholls Round was no exception. Like the man it honoured – a boxer, footballer, professional sprinter, Minister, social worker, Governor and leader of his people – the round contained multitudes. From the riveting (Collingwood), to the rickety (Carlton) and wretched (West Coast), this round had the lot.

You have to suspend disbelief as a football fan sometimes. An hour after a coach who denies an accusation of pressuring a First Nations couple to terminate a pregnancy stepped down, the league endorsed a voice to parliament. A few days later, the same coach was given a round of applause at the 23rd minute mark of the first quarter. A few hours later, his team was denied its tenth win in three years because of an interchange infringement.

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