The ways in which Erling Haaland can be described are already running dry.
He may have only played nine games so far this season but already Haaland is living up to even the loftiest of expectations. If he's playing, he's usually scoring. The only team who managed to keep him at bay was (shockingly) Bournemouth. Everyone else has fallen victim to this unrelenting force of nature.
Manchester City might not be top of the table just yet but it feels inevitable that they will take their place before too long and once they do it will take some effort to dislodge them. With Haaland in their ranks, they're basically starting every match a goal up in addition to all the quality they already had.
