At first glance, Boris Johnson and Katie Price have absolutely nothing in common. Then you look at their blonde, straw-like hair, remember their tacky, complicated love lives and the children they’ve both had with many different partners.
One more thing, too. They both have a certain something - it’s not The Midas Touch, it’s more The Robinsons Touch. They’re utterly jammy.
They can be bang to rights, absolutely cornered, caught red-handed, done for, finished, game over… and they will simply shrug, grin, and emerge from the wreckage of their latest scandal utterly unscathed. Price and Johnson are The Teflon Two. Nothing ever sticks.
