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The Republicans always keep talking about the so-called radical left without ever taking responsibility for the more notorious and dangerous radical right it represents.

There’s raising awareness, and then there’s weaponizing tragedy for applause. Republican Rep. for South Carolina, Nancy Mace, managed to do both this week, turning a human rights crisis in Nigeria into a sermon about how Democrats supposedly hate God, Jews, and the United States.

Apparently, eating pizza in the U.S. now requires a language test. At a Pizza Hut in Gladstone, Missouri, a woman decided that hearing Spanish in public was an act of treason, but learned the hard way that ignorance isn’t on the menu.

With the rise of mobile payment services like Apple Pay, it’s getting easier by the day to leave home without a bag or wallet.

When presidents hand out pardons like participation trophies, accountability doesn’t disappear, but mutates. This week, one of Donald Trump‘s forgiven goons reminded America that immunity breeds audacity.

A Tampa Bay, Florida, housekeeper walks into a hotel room after guests check out to clean. However, viewers are shocked and disgusted when she reveals how she saves time turning over beds.

This is so embarrassing.

We're all shook about 'The Hunt for Ben Solo.'

Anyone who has traveled agrees that airplane seats are notoriously narrow and uncomfortable. Passengers packed together like sardines with barely enough room for themseleves. It’s worse if you’re sandwiched between two men with their legs apart, invading your place. This common issue has plagued public transportation for years: manspreading.

...Is an Avengers: Doomsday cameo on the way?!

U.S. Secretary of Health and Human Services Robert F. Kennedy Jr. has had a reputation for being quite the controversial figure throughout his career. Time and again, he has shown that he tends to side with the perpetrators when a crime is commited, and this time is no different.