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Trump announces Israel-Lebanon ceasefire claiming he solved a 10th war: ‘does it count if he helped start it?’

President Donald Trump just announced a 10-day ceasefire between Israel and Lebanon, claiming it as the 10th war he has solved. The deal follows a meeting between the two nations’ ambassadors in Washington in their first high-level talks since 1993. But the timing and Trump’s involvement have raised eyebrows, especially…

The Mary Sue · Apr 17

Federal judge slams Trump’s national security excuse for 90,000 sq.ft. White House ballroom as downright absurd

A federal judge just called out the absurdity of using national security as an excuse to build a massive 90,000-square-foot ballroom at the White House. In a sharp 10-page ruling, U.S. District Judge Richard Leon slammed the attempt to justify the entire project under a loophole meant only for critical…

The Mary Sue · Apr 17

Epstein’s old friend just punished homeless children to settle a score with the Pope

Epstein’s old friend just pulled $11 million in funding from a Miami charity that shelters homeless migrant children. The Trump administration abruptly canceled its contract with Catholic Charities, a move that will shutter a program that has housed and cared for unaccompanied minors for over six decades. The decision leaves…

The Mary Sue · Apr 17

Lindsey Graham salivates over $1,500,000,000,000 for the military. 12 zeros for war while zero dollars for you

Lindsey Graham just couldn’t hide his excitement over a proposed $1.5 trillion military budget, licking his lips as he called it the “best” he’s seen in his three decades in Congress. The South Carolina senator, who chairs the Senate Budget Committee, was practically drooling during a recent hearing as he…

The Mary Sue · Apr 17

U.S. House just let Donald Trump’s war with Iran continue, and it only took 1 Democrat to keep it going

The U.S. House just came one vote short of forcing an end to the war with Iran, and a single Democrat’s decision to break ranks kept the conflict alive. On April 16, 2026, the House voted 213-214 against a resolution that would have ordered the president to withdraw U.S. forces…

The Mary Sue · Apr 17

‘It happened to me with a McDonald’s sandwich’: Detroit woman buys Walmart Freshness Guaranteed chocolate sprinkle donut holes. Then she takes a bite

A Walmart customer picks up a container of chocolate donut holes from the bakery section and shares them with her family. She can’t believe what her husband found inside one of them when he took a bite.

The Mary Sue · Apr 17

The Rock Calls For Supporting Women at CinemaCon, Saying “Real Masculinity” Means Championing Strong Women

Moana’s live-action movie is coming and Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson is looking for men to support women like the heroine. It’s the mark of “real masculinity” for the action star.

The Mary Sue · Apr 17

‘Top Gun 3’ Officially Confirmed for the Third Time at CinemaCon

This was known?

The Mary Sue · Apr 17

“The Trailer of Doom”: Robert Downey Jr. Summons the Trailer for ‘Avengers: Doomsday’ at CinemaCon

WE'RE SO BACK

The Mary Sue · Apr 17

Florida woman tries to make appointment with her nail tech. Then she gets caught in a 180—and wonders if it’s because of her ‘chicken breast nails’

A woman has sparked backlash on TikTok after revealing that she was recently dropped by her regular nail artist she’d been going to for two years.

The Mary Sue · Apr 17