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Everyone needs a guardian angel sometimes—but you probably wouldn’t expect them to be your local movie theater worker. Still, for one woman on a movie date, cinema employee Jaden Costello (@jaden.sue) went above and beyond to be a “girl’s girl.”

Our government is officially held together by scotch tape and sheer audacity. According to a bombshell report, The New York Times and The Washington Post knew about the secret U.S. raid on Venezuela before the first bomb dropped. But guess who had no idea? The U.S. Congress.

It's a yikes on Quinn's part.

A Las Vegas hair and makeup artist happened to witness one of the craziest wedding disasters in her career. The bridal party, who all decided to stay in Mandalay Bay, got soaked by the hotel’s sprinkler system. 

A woman received a collect call from her local county jail. Surprised, she spoke into the line, only to eventually realize she had a cheating husband. That’s because she discovered a web of lies that would eventually dissolve their marriage into a “co-parenting” relationship. As Renee (@reneewey) recounts, “ I legitimately wish…

Fans are mourning the beloved cable network... but is it actually dead?

The 'Heated Rivalry' hype continues...

They say you should never ask a woman what they weigh, but it looks like men are taking things one step further by not only estimating women’s weight—but also getting it completely wrong.

President Donald Trump recently stumbled upon a puzzle that left him genuinely baffled: How does a laptop that’s been turned off… turn back on? The answer to this Scooby-Doo-level mystery, according to what he told Fox News recently, lies with his youngest son Barron’s “unbelievable” tech prowess.