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In today’s segment of What Did He Just Say?, United States President Donald Trump is apparently siding with a sex offender. On Monday, October 6, 2025, during a conference at the Oval House, Trump was quipped about Ghislaine Maxwell, the close aide of disgraced financier and child sex offender Jeffrey…

Thinking about cracking open that soda straight from the pack? You might want to think again.

Hakeem Jeffries has publicly challenged the Republican Speaker, Mike Johnson, for a live debate on the ongoing shutdown situation. Guess who’s going to hide behind the white wall again?

Robots are on the rise.

A woman’s mortifying moment at the gym may have ended up working out in her favor if TikTok romantics are to be believed. After an embarrassing encounter with her gym crush, a Las Vegas woman vowed never to return to the fitness center again. But was her core memory a…

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Circuit Court Judge Diane Goodstein’s $1.5 million beachfront home at Edisto Beach was recently turned to ashes after a massive fire engulfed it. The incident happened around 11:30 am on Saturday, October 4, 2025, while the South Carolina judge was walking her dogs.