Your Complete Guide To What Your Fave Kylie Minogue Song Says About You As A Person

One of the best parts about being born in Australia is having one thing in common with global superstar sensation and queer icon Kylie Ann Minogue. Although I would argue (and have

Dannii Minogue’ This

Can’t Get You Out Of My Head

In Your Eyes

all

The Loco-Motion

definitely

Love At First Sight

Get Outta My Way

taste

Spinning Around

In My Arms

I Should Be So Lucky

All The Lovers

Come Into My World

Fever

Supernova

Dancing

I Was Gonna Cancel

I Believe In You

On A Night Like This

New Year’s Eve

Sexercise

Better The Devil You Know

Wow

I Love It

Timebomb

Slow

Confide In Me

The One

Your Disco Needs You

Red Blooded Woman

No Favourite

ALL

Your Fave Isn’t Here

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) that her sister s song “This Is It” is the best thing to happen to music ever, Kylie’s discography is so chock-full of hits that it’s difficult to deny her legacy. Kylie Minogue’s music really has a chokehold on so many people for so many different reasons — there’s something in that goldmine of a discography for everyone. And so I wanted to let you know what your fave Kylie Minogue song says about you.  is the new astrology. Minostrology? Kylology? Danniitarius? It’s a work in progress. You love a safe choice. You love the classics. You go out on  Fridays or Saturdays and stay in to relax on Sundays. Sometimes you get dinner with friends once a week. You order the burger with the fries. You go home at a reasonable time. You have sex once a week, missionary of course. Twice if you’re feeling “naughty” and looking to “spice things up”. Sometimes when this song comes on, you’re reminded of the you that could have been — lost to time like glitter in the wind. You really love eye contact. In situations. Stop staring at me!!! You have a ranking in your Notes app of all the train stations you’ve ever been to and have your favourites. Whenever someone mentions Town Hall station in Sydney you get fired up. This is your chance to pipe up and give your fiery opinions!!! (It’s a terrible station, argue with the wall). A real romantic, you are. You just love love — and I love that about you. Seriously, I love that you love love. It’s so lovely. You are capital G Gay (sorry if this is how you found out). You also have . Watch out binches on the dancefloor, here comes Miss Beyblade. Well, that’s what they call you when this song comes on. You have no idea how to dance but you sure as fuck know how to SPIN. Arms out, you’re out for destruction. Let it rip! Dominatrix. When your crush calls you’re on your bed kicking your feet and spinning your hair in little circles. At night you listen to love songs and cuddle your pillow just dreaming of them. Hopefully one day you get to be with your crush. You should be so lucky. Orgy enthusiast. You know that is Kylie’s best album and try to tell everyone whenever you can. It’s okay we can see you posting songs from the album all over your Insta. We’ve seen the pics of Fever on CD and Vinyl in your stories. Give it a break! We understand you have taste! Who are you proving yourself to? We’ve all come a bit too far into your world, my friend. Ease up! You’re lying, this is nobody’s favourite. Yeehaw! You were definitely born in SA, WA or the NT. You’ve probably seen some dark times, and I applaud you for not cancelling all your plans and giving up. I also thank you for recognising how good this song is. God you are SO sexy. You’ve seen one too many fireworks displays on TV where they always play this song. I mean, it’s a huge banger, but you already knew that, didn’t you? Once a year, you are at your strongest, like some wicked vampire. I fear you. On a night like this, people like you are out for blood. I don’t know what’s scarier, the fact that you know this song or the fact that you like it above all others. Red flag. Clear the dancefloor because those who understand how HARD this song goes WILL be dancing as hard as they can to it. “Better The Devil You Know” stans understand that Kylie Minogue put crack in this song, and that’s okay. For three minutes and 53 seconds, we become absolutely unapologetically feral. Deal with it. You’re an extrovert, and you’re extroverted about it. You have boundless energy. If someone asked you to walk up the walls you’d sure as hell try, and more than once. Then you’d go home and practice in private for the next time somebody asks. Hello homosexuals, lovely to see you here. A niche choice, but that says a lot about you right there, doesn’t it? You always like to take an unusual choice. You’re cool. You’re not like other girls. Look at you go, living life on the edge. You have the best sex on the planet. You’re hot and you KNOW it. You also have the best sex on the planet. However, you’re hot and don’t know it. You have to embrace your HEAT. You’re an angel set upon the Earth to usher humanity to salvation. You are not real, but an ethereal deity with something to prove. This song reminds you of your home: heaven. It reminds you of your origins: a divine secret. You miss the year 2000 so bad it hurts. Sometimes you get a bit too wild on the dancefloor and it concerns everyone around you. Your friends want to dance with you, not get rocked around like a Himalayan pink salt shaker in an inner-city cafe. You’re not cool, stop trying to be. Pick a damn song and stick with it. There are too many around for you to hate of them. If your fave song isn’t here that means you’re a true fan of Kylie Minogue’s music. You have the brightest skin, sexiest bod and best taste in the game. You also give GREAT head, I don’t make the rules.