Somewhere, in a locked vault, lies a 47-page document detailing the precise definition of “tasteful” holiday cheer. This sacred text, unknown to mere mortals, forbids the use of colored lights, bans inflatable snowmen, and strictly regulates wreath composition. This is known as the Completely Made-Up Chronicles of The HOA.
One woman, a festive outlaw who dared to decorate before Thanksgiving, unknowingly broke these ancient laws. Now, she’s facing the wrath of the HOA and a fine that could bankrupt Santa himself.
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