ETA: ABOUT TIME
If you thought the government’s newly-appointed “commonsense tsar”, Esther McVey, had a job on her hands in the UK, wait until she hears about what is happening in Germany. Union Berlin have only gone and appointed Marie-Louise Eta, a real-life woman, as their new assistant coach, in the latest act of wokery to hit football. The 32-year-old is the new assistant to Marco Grote on an interim basis, and will be the first female coach to appear on a Bundesliga bench.