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The Guardian - AU
The Guardian - AU
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Nicholas Jordan

When I publicly broke up with Mutti tinned tomatoes, it was like I’d entered a church and said God isn’t real

Nicholas Jordan surrounded by open tins of tomato
‘My pantry almost always had several tins of Mutti Solo Pomodoro Polpa. But I have no idea why.’ Photograph: James Gourley/The Guardian

In my taste test of Australian tinned tomatoes this week, I claimed it doesn’t matter what brand you buy – almost all of them can make a good sauce. The article led with a picture of me chugging pulped tomato from a tin (this isn’t how I ran the actual taste test) and a headline that said “The results ‘end my long-term relationship with Mutti.’”

Within 24 hours, hundreds of people who read the article – or saw a social media post about it – let me know what they thought. It was like I’d entered a church and told the members God isn’t real. Only this congregation worships a different deity – Mutti.

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