Anyone who has served time is unlikely to recommend the cuisine during their incarceration.
Prisons in England and Wales have a budget of £2.15 per prisoner, per day. By comparison, schools have a similar budget per pupil, per lunch therefore haute cuisine it isn't.
The Ministry of Justice (MoJ) does not allocate extra money for festive meals so will it be more of the same? Or will there be a little Christmas cheer on the menu?