Instead of treating the button like a cursed relic, a Washington woman fired up her oven’s self-clean mode for the very first time. The result? Nowhere near “set it and forget it” but more “welcome to your own personal house fire simulation.” Within seconds, her kitchen had turned into a front-row seat to a full-on flame rave behind the oven door. One look at the inferno and she summed up the nation’s collective fear perfectly: “Self clean shouldn’t exist.”
