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The Guardian - UK
The Guardian - UK
Entertainment
Zoe Williams

Vagina lasers, bananas and an awkward Cumberbatch: 10 surprising moments in Madonna’s new video

Madonna in a sequinned top
‘Holding back the passage of time with the power of her imagination’ … Madonna in Confessions II – The Film. All photos: YouTube/Madonna Photograph: YouTube/Madonna

Madonna’s new video is called Confessions II because it’s the follow-up to her album Confessions on a Dance Floor, released in 2005. Nope, wrong: that was not more than 20 years ago. That was last week. Years are for little people. Madonna can hold back the passage of time with the power of her imagination, and that has always been true. But what, exactly, in a 10-minute video that brought the house down at the Tribeca festival and has since been watched more than a million times on YouTube, is Madonna trying to say? It feels a bit rude to ask, like asking Jackson Pollock what all the squiggly lines mean. So think of it as a homage to the woman who invented rudeness.

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