It's 3 am. You can't sleep. You're tossing and turning because you simply must speak to your MP to ask them what their favourite crisp flavour is. Or if they'd be up for reintroducing the death penalty. Or how they feel about the many pointless uses of AI that are being foisted upon us.
Good news! Your MP might be asleep, but an unnerving homunculus pretending to be Mark Sewards, MP for Leeds South West and Morley, will be happy to help. Well, "help" is a strong word. Much like a real politician, AI Mark will really just give you the runaround.
