

Not once in my entire life have I swiped right on a man holding a fish on Tinder, but hear me out because if he was holding the giant demonic seahorse-looking motherfucker I am about to tell you about, I’d propose on the spot.


Not once in my entire life have I swiped right on a man holding a fish on Tinder, but hear me out because if he was holding the giant demonic seahorse-looking motherfucker I am about to tell you about, I’d propose on the spot.