It’s a fantastic time to be a criminal. Sure, you might have been found guilty of heinous acts after a jury of your peers was shown incontrovertible evidence of your guilt and a judge threw the book at you. You could appeal the sentence, but that might take years!
It’s much quicker to grovel before Donald Trump and cook up some explanation of how you’re a political prisoner – a victim of that mean ol’ Joe Biden! By the time you’ve wiped the slobber off your jaw, the ink will be drying on an official pardon.
