
Donald Trump ordered a military strike on Venezuela early Saturday morning, which resulted in the capture of President Nicolás Maduro and his wife, Cilia Flores. The couple was seized overnight from their home on a military base, and is currently being towed to New York to face indictment.
Strap in, folks, because Donald Trump just speedran foreign policy straight into war crime territory faster than MAGA crusaders can type “president of peace” on X.