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The Guardian - UK
The Guardian - UK
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Niall McVeigh

Truly, there’s nothing funny about Arsenal any more

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This is what grit and determination used to look like for Arsenal.
This is what grit and determination used to look like for Arsenal. Photograph: Tom Jenkins/The Guardian

BRING BACK SQUILLACI!

As a tea-timely email whose chief purpose is to try and mine comedy gold (or pyrite, at least) from the grim monolith that is modern football, we owe a lot to Arsenal. The Gunners’ most recent league title came in the 2003-04 Invincibles season, offering absolutely nothing to point and laugh at – but boy, oh boy, did they make up for it in the following years.

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