Went to see Top Gun the other night.
Was told to be there three hours before the screening began because it was going to be busy, so I did as I was told.
Hung about outside with hundreds like me who had obeyed orders and got there early. It began to get busy so we moved out onto the street, only to be herded back onto a pavement that isn’t wide enough to take us all by baton-wielding cops. We didn’t move quickly enough for their liking and there were elderly people and kids also anxious to see the movie and we were trying to look after them and telling the cops to back off. So they pepper-sprayed us all.