That headline may well illicit belly-aching laughs or The Rock style eyebrow-curling. But hear me out.
Harry Kane's future at Tottenham Hotspur is a massive talking point right now, as it has been for a number of seasons. The Spurs legend is entering the final year of his current contract with the club and he is about to enter his 30s too.
This summer is a big one for Kane and chairman Daniel Levy. There are three options essentially: Sell now to receive a big transfer fee; Get him to sign a new contract to stay with the club; Make him stay until next summer when he can leave on a free.