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Annalisa Barbieri

Tory MPs, beware a Boris: our advice columnist on the dangerous allure of exes

Annalisa Barbieri

Boris Johnson on his visit to the Haven Perran Sands Holiday Park in Perranporth, Cornwall, southwest England on April 7, 2021 — ‘Without the annoying ex right in front of you, it’s easy to forget the crap and remember the picnics.’ Photograph: Tom Nicholson/AFP/Getty Images

Memory is a beast.

All those promises you made to yourself, of never again, because they didn’t fulfil a single thing they promised, listen to a damn word you said, not only not give you anything you wanted – but actively took away what you did have. Bastard!

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