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The Guardian - UK
The Guardian - UK
Entertainment
Anya Ryan

‘Topless modelling never aligned with me’: inside Everyone’s Seen My Tits, the play by a former page 3 model

Keeley Hazell sits on a blue velvet sofa with her hand resting under her chin
‘I was just numb’ … Keeley Hazell. Photograph: Alicia Canter/The Guardian

There was a time in the mid-2000s when it felt as though “everyone” had seen her topless, says Keeley Hazell. Page 3 was a staple of the tabloid press, lads’ mags were booming and she was one of the country’s most recognisable glamour models. “There was excitement, but also a lot of shame and embarrassment,” the softly spoken Hazell reflects. “Topless modelling never really aligned with me as a person.”

Hazell, who was born in Lewisham, London, left modelling in her early 20s and moved to LA to become an actor. But the emotional impact of her time in the industry has stayed with her, partly inspiring her 2025 book Everyone’s Seen My Tits: Stories and Reflections from an Unlikely Feminist. She describes the writing process as a “release” when we meet in London, where she has been preparing for an Edinburgh fringe theatre/comedy show based on the book. “I was able to give myself a voice,” she says, for “a period where I felt voiceless”.

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