Look, up in the sky! It’s a bird! It’s a plane! It’s… Abraham Lincoln? Who… is a bird?
It only takes a few minutes playing Time Survivors, a new Vampire Survivors-like, before you’re in control of the sixteenth American president, flapping his arms and flying over ancient Egypt, massacring aliens with a yo-yo and summoning cherry trees from the ground like an all-powerful god. This game is a deeply silly experience. It’s wild, it’s outrageous, it’s completely absurd. So consistently absurd, even, that by the point Honest Abe takes flight you might not even clock just how weird that is.
