The Top 6 Election Gossip Points Ya Need To Know Before Work On Monday

After an incredibly hectic Saturday night it’s now clear Anthony Albanese and the Labor Party will form government in Australia. But that info is just the tip of the iceberg in terms of election gossip. Strap in, bitches — it’s time to bitch. Here are the top SIX things you’ve gotta know on Monday so your boss doesn’t think you were just funnelling booze into yourself all weekend. I mean, you were but that’s the point. It’s called *acting*.

1. Scott Morrison got fucken booted. Hard.

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2. Anthony Albanese will be the new PM & Australian Labor Party is likely to form a “majority” government.

3. Teal independents beat lots of Liberals in (normally) safe Liberal seats.

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4. The Greens have won three (maybe even four) seats.

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5. The United Australia Party’s Craig Kelly got thrashed.

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6. Anthony Albanese made it clear he wants to get cracking on Indigenous policy.

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