The Top 6 Election Gossip Points Ya Need To Know Before Work On Monday

After an incredibly hectic Saturday night it’s now clear Anthony Albanese and the Labor Party will form government in Australia. But that info is just the tip of the iceberg in terms of election gossip. Strap in, bitches — it’s time to bitch. Here are the top SIX things you’ve gotta know on Monday so your boss doesn’t think you were just funnelling booze into yourself all weekend. I mean, you were but that’s the point. It’s called *acting*.

1. Scott Morrison got fucken booted. Hard.

Morrison conceded the loss all the best reactions

2. Anthony Albanese will be the new PM & Australian Labor Party is likely to form a “majority” government.

3. Teal independents beat lots of Liberals in (normally) safe Liberal seats.

Zoe Daniel, Monique Ryan Allegra Spender Dave Sharma Tim Wilson Josh Frydenberg right here

4. The Greens have won three (maybe even four) seats.

Adam Bandt made some huge moves Max Chandler-Mather Elizabeth Watson-Brown Julian Simmonds Stephen Bates

5. The United Australia Party’s Craig Kelly got thrashed.

not be the PM Clive Palmer Kelly

6. Anthony Albanese made it clear he wants to get cracking on Indigenous policy.

n behalf of the  Australian Labor Party, I commit to  the Uluru Statement from the Heart  in full.” The Uluru Statement plans for Indigenous Australians here live blog here suss this link crack open this badboy

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It’s no great secret anymore that the Australian public had gotten sick of Scotty. late last night and also resigned as leader of The Coalition. He will remain in parliament but will not be leader of his party anymore. Here’s a collection of to ex-PM Morrison (that feels good to write) taking a big fat L. Labor is tipped to reach the minimum 76 seats (of a total 151) seats necessary to govern in its own right — this is known as a majority. This means Labor won’t have to rely on support from independents and minor parties such as The Greens when they want to pass new laws. Independent candidates such as ex-ABC journo Royal Children’s Hospital Dr and businesswoman unseated Liberals in historically safe Liberal seats. These now-defeated Liberal blokes included in Wentworth (NSW), in Goldstein (Vic) and Treasurer in Kooyong (Vic). These independents became known as the “teal independents” due to the fact they all wore…I feel like you can work it out. You can read our quick explainer on who exactly they are . In addition to Greens leader holding onto his seat in Melbourne, Queensland Greens . Greens candidate for the seat of Griffith in Queensland  has claimed the Greens’ first ever win in the electorate. And  just toppled ‘ safe Liberal seat of Ryan. The greens could also snap up a fourth seat in Brisbane with candidate looking strong. “The future Prime Minister of Australia” will unsurprisingly no matter what ‘s ads say. This was an incredibly satisfying result for many people who have been personally victimised by ‘s annoying spam texts for years. A win for society! In his acceptance speech, Albanese said “o  was created and signed by more than 250 First Nations delegates in 2017 and called for the “establishment of a First Nations Voice enshrined in the Constitution”. This would be a welcome move after years of Liberal handbrakes. You can read more about the Labor Party’s . For a big ol’ recap of the entire night’s events, you can read back through our . For Anthony Albanese’s celebration speech, . For all our election coverage in one place including other reaction collections, .