Our long nightmare is finally over.
After years of prolonged and intensifying mania, Silksong is here, which means the long-suffering souls of the Silksong subreddit can finally know a semblance of peace. Our Harvey Randall has traditionally served as our chief chronicler of that community's beautiful, baffling collective derangement, but sadly the UK writers are off the clock—and we'd be remiss not to honor the six consecutive years of torment by taking the launch day temperature at the hotbed of Silksanity.
Surely everyone's being very normal, right? Right? Hello?
