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The Guardian - UK
The Guardian - UK
National
Zoe Williams

The Queen, the great uniter, couldn’t make it. Alas, Boris the great divider could

Boris and Carrie Johnson
‘The arrival of Boris and Carrie Johnson, which the crowd greeted with noise, and a lot of it. Were they booing or cheering?’ Photograph: Richard Pohle/The Times/PA

The archbishop of Canterbury, Justin Welby, couldn’t attend the service of thanksgiving in St Paul’s Cathedral, having tested positive for Covid a few days before, which was not a problem, since it was for this very purpose that the centuries-long enmity with York was cultivated – so there would be a Stephen Cottrell waiting in the wings, with a sermon ready to go.

Then Prince Andrew also got Covid; it is unclear who could understudy his role in the proceedings, let’s hope nobody. By the morning of the event, the first platinum jubilee in the nation’s history, the Queen wasn’t feeling very well, either, and would not be attending. By 2022 protocol, they should have got Prince Charles to speak on behalf of everybody, surrounded by their hats.

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