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Michael Di Iorio

The Bloke Who Started The Scomo Engadine Macca’s Myth Has Finally Spilled His Guts On The Truth

Macca Scott Morrison PEDESTRIANTV Sharks
It’s a question Aussies have been asking themselves for a multitude of years now: Did former Prime Minister Scott Morrison violently shit himself in the carpark of Engadine Macca’s after the Cronulla Sharks lost the Super League Grand Final in 1997? Finally, the man who started the rumour has cleared the air. The great Aussie myth that ScoMo dampened his dacks with god-fearing power and menace after seeing his favourite footy team lose a match has truly inspired generations of young Australians. Hell, it’s even become a key part of Engadine history, with a plaque erected at the Macca’s to commemorate Morrison darkening his downstairs. Browning his basement. Soiling his suit pants. Smearing a hot fudge sundae all over his drive-thru.
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