The barge to house 500 asylum seekers which has arrived off Cornwall on the British coast is a floating failure.
It symbolises the complete failure of the UK Conservative Government to halt small boat crossings across the English Channel despite Rishi Sunak grandly announcing that is one of his five priorities.
And it represents the failure to sign return agreements for the swift repatriation of those who are deemed economic migrants rather than asylum seekers or refugees and therefore not entitled to stay under a UN convention.
Add the furious opposition of Dorset Tories who do not want the barge moored at Portland Port near Weymouth to start accepting people next month and the entire policy is sinking.
Instead of a workable, principled and humane refugee and immigration policy, the unwanted barge is another desperate initiative from a collapsing Government.
BoJo tactics
Smearing a hugely respected civil servant with more integrity in one toenail than he possesses in his entire body is Boris Johnson only condemning himself.
The deposed, utterly incompetent and bitter former Conservative Prime Minister is not fit to polish Whitehall high-flyer Sue Gray’s shoes.
She is a stickler for probity while Johnson is a shameless chancer who denies incontrovertible evidence of dishonesty to pretend he is the victim of a controversy involving Gray who subsequently quit to join Keir Starmer’s team.
The truth never matters to Johnson. It is why even Tory MPs tired of his lunacy and kicked him out of Downing Street.
Squad-father
The film True Confessions is no longer just a movie in Robert De Niro’s long career after he disclosed he has become a dad for a seventh time at the age of 79.
And the Hollywood star’s latest movie, About My Father, sounds like something the actor’s brood might chat about to the latest mother in the family.