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Adrian Chiles

Thanks to you, my glasses no longer slip down my nose. If only it didn’t hurt too much to wear them

Adrian Chiles
Man holding top of nose and talking to doctor.
Turns out there are worse things than insecurely attached spectacles. Photograph: Posed by model. DjelicS/Getty Images

Unaccountably, I woke up early the other morning with the song China in Your Hand by T’Pau ringing in my ears. Odd that. Not heard or thought about it for years. I put it on.

“Don’t push too far, your dreams are china in your hand,” Carol Decker advises, adding, “Don’t wish too hard because they may come true.” She sings the truth.

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