
Citizens of the United States of America are truly blessed. After a procession of drooling ignoramuses barely able to tie their own shoes, the nation finally has a straight-up brain genius sitting in the Oval Office, and he’s going to solve all our problems. God bless the famed intelligence and cunning of Donald J. Trump!
Or at least, that’s the message out of the White House this morning. The Trump administration closed out yesterday by trumpeting that they’d forced Israel and Iran into a ceasefire, with Trump insisting that this will be known as the “12-day war”.