It’s been eight long years since The Last Jedi hit theaters, but time hasn’t dimmed its ability to infuriate a certain slice of the Star Wars fandom. Then, like now, they’re incandescent with rage that Mark Hamill‘s Luke Skywalker didn’t become a glittering icon of the Republic, but instead a grumpy, blue-milk swigging hermit living on a planet inhabited by cute little space creatures.
As per The Last Jedi, Luke went into seclusion after considering murdering Ben Solo, who was in danger of turning to the dark side. That, ironically, actually turned Solo to the dark side, resulting in the destruction of Luke’s temple and the murder of all his students.
