
Grace Jones
(Picture: Govert de Roos/ANP/Idols)Eyes stay closed to dress in darkness.
Get elbow deep in trusty tailoring. Just throw it on! Lint roll it the night before, though. Power shouldered, pink tweed, and this one’s actually Balmain; double breasted, peaked lapels, with really chunky buttons. Dare you to press them. High karat gold at KPMG. Service with sliced cut slacks inside The Magic Circle. Keep it rushed, but stay relaxed. Sparkle without dropping the severity. Flick of mascara, louche blouse, patent pump and - anything else? Sorry, I’ve got the 10:30.