A top Scots comic has ripped into police who took booze off of sunseekers heading to Ayrshire beaches earlier this week.
In a hilarious video, Paul Black satirises the debrief at Police Scotland HQ after cops have confiscated alcohol from beachgoers.
Paul creates a scenario between three officers with one boasting to a new copper what he'd managed to achieve that day.
The policeman says he 'wrestled' six cans of Dragon Soup off of a 19-year-old with another officer becoming increasingly emotional and proud at his seemingly big seizure.
The sketch emerges as police confirmed there were no arrests on South Ayrshire beaches on Monday and that crafty booze teens hopped off of trains a few stops before reaching Ayr or Troon and got taxis to the shore to avoid police waiting at stations.
Paul's sketch
Police officer 1: "Right PC Smith, tell the new start what you got up to today. Wait til you hear this..."
Police officer 2: "What is it, did you like catch a high profile criminal or something?"
Police officer 3: "I wrestled six cans of Dragon Soup out of the hands of a 19-year-old boarding a ScotRail service to Irvine."
Police officer 1: "See, that's why you get into the force - stuff like that."
Police officer 2: "I thought you said you became a polis to protect society?"
Police officer 3: "That's not all I got but. Guess what else?"
Police officer 1: "You're unreal. What? A crate of Dark Fruits?"
Police officer 2: "2l of Smirnoff, a bottle of Mad Dog?"
Police officer 3: "Gram of gear."
Police officer 2: "You're unreal mate, that's why you wear the badge!"
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