
Marginally less inevitable than the relentless march of cosmic entropy and ensuing heat death of the universe is the near-certainty that scalpers will try to make a quick buck on the latest high-end GPU from Nvidia. Enter the imminent RTX 5090 and eBay listings of up to $7,000.
Of course, in theory, none of the sellers on ebay ought to have an RTX 5090 to actually sell. The new GPU doesn't officially go on sale for another six days on January 30.