Here’s a totally made-up scene inspired by the offseason edition of Hard Knocks, but it wouldn’t be surprising if true:
Somewhere, New York Giants owner John Mara paced around debating whether to send a condescending text to his GM Joe Schoen each time Saquon Barkley scored a touchdown in his Philadelphia Eagles debut Friday night against the Green Bay Packers. By the third score, he finally hit send.
