
Imagine having the whale-decapitating, bear corpse planting, literally worm-brained Robert F. Kennedy Jr for a dad. Trump’s Secretary of Health looks and sounds like a disease elemental and appears to be on a one-man crusade to re-establish measles as a leading cause of death for American children.
But let nobody accuse him of not putting his money where his mouth is when it comes to exposing kids to disease. Kennedy spent Mother’s Day taking his kids and grandkids on a hike at Dumbarton Oaks Park near Georgetown, Washington, presumably hoping to have a pleasant day spent in nature. But with Kennedy, pestilence is never far away and he led his family straight into the filthy, bacteria-infested, and highly dangerous Rock Creek: