“BRUTALIZING COMELIEST”, “PARAMAGNETIC HYPNOTIZES”, “NECROMANCY LEISURES”. No, they’re not obscure experimental noise albums from late 1960s San Francisco, they’re part of a truly odd “hidden” page on the Centers for Disease Control‘s website that’s sent conspiracy-minded observers into a tailspin.
First spotted by @BUNNICULA, they posted what they accurately billed as a “scary” page they stumbled across:
