The owner of a Bewdley pub has responded sassily to a customer who complained about "tasteless and awful" food on TripAdvisor.
The Plough Inn diner in Far Forest claimed they were served drinks which were "flat and watery", a "tasteless" carvery and "biscuit worthy" Yorkshire puddings during a visit last month, reports Birmingham Live.
After mentioning "uncomfortable" cutlery, the review on Tripadvisor went on to say: "The ice cream was very icy, the lemon meringue filling like glue and the cream like water. We now understand why they take payment before feeding you...stay well clear!"