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Kim was wearing a Dolce & Gabbana dress () after the brand’s Milan Fashion Week show late last week. Kim guest-curated the show, which was creatively called “Ciao, Kim”.
At the show’s after party, — ex-COO of Kardashian West Brands — shared a TikTok vid of Kim in absolute struggletown trying to walk in a silver dress. It’s giving “trying to prove you can walk up the pub stairs to the overly suspicious security guard”. It’s giving double vodka Red Bull. It’s giving 2008 JayJays skinny jeans.
Kim, babe: oh no. Oh no, oh no. If you’re having to hop up the stairs in a dress, it is simply not worth it.
Whoever said beauty is pain was lying. Beauty is a pair of comfortable but chic wide leg trousers.
The thing that’s baffling me, though, is that Kim’s dress is laced at the sides. Now hear me out: surely she could simply unlace the bottom quarter of the dress and walk normally?
Unravelled chic!!! There, I said it!!!
Also those silly little heels dangling over the edge of each step have sent me to oblivion and back.
I will say though, the final image of Kim half-lying in the backseat of a car reminds me of every time I’ve been close to throwing up in an Uber.
The comments were, of course, hilarious. One user compared Kim to the “Pixar desk lamp” which is in fact scarily accurate.
“It’s giving ,” wrote someone else.
Even — returned from with — weighed in.
“Icons only,” she said
Of course, the video is very, very reminiscent of trying and failing to walk up the stairs at and ‘s wedding.
It’s time for early-2010s twee-core to come back so we can all start wearing ugly but functional knee length skirts again. Clearly if anyone needs it, it’s the Kardashian-Jenners.
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