Manchester City manager Pep Guardiola has laughed off the "joke" online petitions launched by rival fans upset at Erling Haaland's remarkable impact on English football.
Haaland has scored a stunning 19 goals in 12 appearances since arriving at City from Borussia Dortmund in the summer, including three hat-tricks in just eight Premier League games, with his third treble coming in last Sunday's 6-3 victory over Manchester United.
He then added two more goals in a 5-0 Champions League win over Copenhagen on Wednesday, after which visiting goalkeeper Kamil Grabara joked that Haaland "wasn't human" in a conversation with City's Jack Grealish.