
What beats rock? Paper, correct! What beats paper? Scissors, correct! And what beats scissors? Yep, that's right: Running. Or rust. Or bureaucratic inertia. Or the crushing ennui of post-industrial modernity.
Don't look at me. I don't make the rules. I'm just reporting the findings of What Beats Rock, the latest asteroid to impact productivity in the PC Gamer company Slack. Sorry if you guys were looking forward to articles about videogames today. We're busy.