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Michael Sykes

Patrick Star mercilessly roasted Christian McCaffery for fumbling in the Super Bowl

Christian McCaffery is the best running back in the NFL. You wouldn’t think that he’d be taking much advice from anybody at this point in his career, let alone a starfish.

But, hey. It’s 2024. The simulation is simulating. HARD.

We live in a world where Patrick Star — yes, THAT Patrick from Spongebob Squarepants — is out here telling McCaffrey how to do his job. You read that correctly. I can’t believe I typed it.

If you were watching the game on the Nickelodeon broadcast, you probably heard Patrick giving McCaffrey some friendly — but harsh — advice on how to do his job for the rest of the game.

“You have to firmly grasp it,” Patrick yelled after the fumble.

Y’all. That’s unreal. I can’t imagine a starfish giving me advice on how to do my job — or, well, anything. That’s wild.

I’m sure McCaffrey will do his best for the rest of the game.

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