Labour and Reform are hypnotised by Zack Polanski’s history with breasts. They simply can’t remember his eyes are up there. From the moment the 42-year-old was announced as the leader of the Green party, they’ve had a one-track line of attack: reminding everyone that Polanski once attempted to assist a woman enlarge her breast with the power of thought.
It didn’t take Peter Mandelson levels of political dark arts to dredge up this scandalous titbit about tits from Polanski’s pre-political past. It’s right there on the Sun’s website for all and sundry to google. In 2013 the newspaper’s Fabulous magazine, clearly trawling for salacious headlines, had one of its ‘Sun girls’ approach Polanski, then a hypnotherapist, and asked him if she could boost her cup size with the power of thought alone. He gamely went along with it in the name of helping her feel more comfortable with her postpartum body, free of charge. The mag got to put “tit-notised” in the kicker, and Polanski has been apologising for it ever since.
