Not To Be Dramatic But The Club Mix Of The LNP’s ‘Dear Labor’ Ad Needs To Be Deleted From Earth

It is with a heavy heart and even heavier beats that I must tell you the Liberal Party has remixed its “there’s a hole in your budget” jingle for the club. Politicians stop trying to be relatable and cool to young Aussies challenge! My ass may be shaking but I am not amused! In case you’ve been blessed enough to live under a rock, the Liberals released a political jingle a couple of weeks ago to persuade Aussie voters. It’s a pretty anti-Labor song, as expected, but it’s also a fkn earworm. The song’s been playing on TV and on the radio, so anyone who doesn’t use either that much may have actually missed it. What a glorious position to be in.