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The Guardian - AU
The Guardian - AU
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Caitlin Cassidy

No butts: case dismissed after Woolworths worker claims hurt feelings over plumber’s crack

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Fair Work’s deputy commissioner rejected a former Woolworth’s employee’s unfair dismissal claim for being told to cover his bum crack, saying: ‘It was evidently a speculative claim made in pursuit of a monetary settlement…’ Photograph: Con Chronis/EPA

A former Woolworths employee has been accused of wasting the Fair Work Commission’s time for filing a compensation claim after feeling “upset” at being told to cover up his bum crack.

In a decision published on Thursday, the Fair Work Commission deputy president, Alan Colman, said the Victorian man had lodged an application alleging he had been dismissed in breach of his workplace rights and wanted compensation.

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